Once upon a time, there was a creature named floor. He was awesome. One day he was walking and a guy named Susan came up and shot him in the face. Floor survived and called the police the police didn’t care and hung up. A wizard named loser came up and gave Floor superpowers so he could kill Susan. Floor found Susan at McDonalds ordering a hamburger. They accidently put lettuce on it so Susan got mad and killed everyone. Floor shot Susan with his laser eyes. Susan used his force field. They got tired and took a nap. When floor woke up Susan was gone. Floor found the wizard named loser on the ground dead. Susan had taken it too far. Floor went looking for Susan again. Floor got hit by a tornado and died. Susan took over the world and killed everyone.